June 2012
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Why is it that even when I have nothing sucking up all my time I still get nothing done?
May 2012
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the-vashta-nerada:
jesus christ don’t ask...
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I just saw Aziraphale and Crowley described as...
froggysan:
It’s so fucking accurate that it hurts.
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captainrenner:
RENNER SPELLED BACKWARDS IS STILL RENNER
“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via beta-minus)
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beyoncebeytwice:
i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
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Watchshooshington:
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mysilentlullaby:
pegasuscop:
sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet
omg that is adorable
that was badass
alas! i knew that ‘b’ well.
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Watchwecannotspeakourminds:
THE FIRST LES MIS MOVIE TRAILER IS OUT!
twinmachines:
do you ever worry that youve misremembered someones name when youre about to address them
like even when youve known them for ages and ages and you KNOW you know their name but youre gripped with a sudden fear
what if that persons name isnt sarah. what if it was NEVER sarah. im going to look like such an ass.
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everyone: you're so quiet
me: i'm not quiet i just don't fucking like you
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“We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face,...”
– Why I’m raising my son to be a nerd - CNN.com
This.
I teach some classes at the local university and I have watched as the shrinking budget resulted in cutting the nursing and the German department…yet I haven’t heard anyone even suggest cutting athletics. Explain to me how football is more...
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ussawesome:
soujizz:
american schools never teach anything about australian history
australia could be a piece of rock that fell from space and was colonized by magical talking platypuses and i would never know
I’m pretty sure that’s fairly accurate actually
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My favorite Pancake Quotes
bakerstreetbabes:
americaninthedeerstalker:
Found the #ReplaceSherlockQuotesWithPancake tag on twitter today. These were may faves:
“The were the footprints of a gigantic pancake!”
“You’re not haunted by the pancake, Dr. Watson. You miss it.”
“One day we’ll all be standing around a pancake and Sherlock Holmes will be the one who put it there.”
“I’m not a psychopath, I’m a high-functioning...
textposter2:
if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop
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“Let’s join Bobby in his coma,” they said. “It’ll be fun,” They said.
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